princcss:

shampoo:

shampoo:

shampoo:

if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was

she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados 

she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)

 

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fieldbears:

britneyjustin:


britsanity:






Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”



i can never not reblog this



T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”


The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

fieldbears:

britneyjustin:

britsanity:

Witnesses say they asked Britney why she shaved her head and her response was, “I’m tired of plugging things into it. I’m tired of people touching me.”

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

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prasejeebus:

Mariah Carey at an Ariana Grande concert:

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danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

danfreakindavis:

pikachu-condom:

shinyredonix:

danfreakindavis:

ms. kitty fell asleep like this

Stop being perf

Spit in my ass and cum on me

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fandomstuck:

i was googling something and found this picture of a hamster on a dorito and to be honest i dont care about what i was googling anymore

fandomstuck:

i was googling something and found this picture of a hamster on a dorito and to be honest i dont care about what i was googling anymore

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bitch-media:

On February 25, 2014, Orange is the New Black author Piper Kerman testified at the Senate Judiciary Subcommittee hearings on solitary confinement in Washington, DC. Unlike her fictional character, Kerman was never placed in solitary confinement. But she testified about the many women incarcerated alongside her who had:

While I was in prison, I saw many women sent to the SHU for minor infractions such as moving around a housing unit during a count, refusing an order from a correctional officer, and possession of low-level contraband like small amounts of cash (which is largely useless in prison) or having women’s underwear from the outside rather than prison-issued underwear. All of these infractions drew at least 30 days in solitary. Sometimes women are sent to the SHU immediately upon their arrival in prison because there aren’t any open beds.

Most politicians would rather ignore the reality of the problems with the prison system than address them head-on and risk being seen as “soft on crime.”Orange is the New Black—and Kerman’s determined attempt to link the peoples’ interest in the fictional story to real women’s suffering—has helped get Americans talking about prison in a way few pieces of pop culture have. It’s also a way to get people talking about women in the prison system rather than focusing the conversations around men. It’s also a sad truth that politicians and Americans in general are more likely to listen to a celebrity telling them about prison conditions than someone who didn’t become famous after being incarcerated. To her credit, Kerman (unlike some other celebrities who have experienced short stints behind bars) has been using her platform to advocate for change.

Read the article: Can “Orange is the New Black” Change the Way Congress Thinks About Prisons? 

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lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

lilleeps:

iosremake:

cuddly-coati:

gently bap your passum

i dfont understand

bap youre pasum

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Baby, just make sure you’re doing the drugs and the drugs aren’t doing you

30 year old woman I did cocaine with over the summer (via satan-clit)

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bitchesaloud:

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??


maybe she was at her abuela’s and was giving him her personal number so they could fuck later don’t be a hater bitch

bitchesaloud:

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

maybe she was at her abuela’s and was giving him her personal number so they could fuck later don’t be a hater bitch

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