fruitbat46:

my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies

(via sports-bras-and-apples)

penelopgarcia:

if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire

(via sorry)

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

(via sorry)

givemeinternet:

Taking a panorama picture when your dog walks past

givemeinternet:

Taking a panorama picture when your dog walks past

(via sorry)

(Source: wildpens, via memewhore)

everythingisslowerinslowmotion:

fluffyplant:

it started out as a kisshow it did it end up like this

It was only a kissIT WAS ONLY A KISS

everythingisslowerinslowmotion:

fluffyplant:

it started out as a kiss
how it did it end up like this

It was only a kiss
IT WAS ONLY A KISS

(Source: grinderman2, via memewhore)

ven0moth:

tryna hug tall people like 

image

(via sorry)

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

(via sorry)

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: 420dongsquad, via sorry)